Mr. Spiky

For Sale: Spiked Skull – Slightly Used!

Looking to add a touch of terror to your home décor? Need a unique conversation piece? Or maybe you’re just REALLY into ancient metaphysical rituals involving metal and intent? Well, have I got the deal for you!

Features:

Realistic Skull – Comes with pre-installed metallic spikes!

Eerie, Unblinking Stare – Perfect for unsettling house guests and scaring off telemarketers.

Lightly Used – Previous owner no longer has any complaints (or a pulse).

Absolutely No Refunds – We are NOT responsible for spontaneous whispering, sudden compulsions, or… eternal torment.

Inquire within – No changeling scammers, please.

Approx Dimensions:

Small Skull: 2.77” L x 3.94” W x 4.69” H

Spikes: 0.81” D x 4.43” L

Large Skull: 3.75” L x 5.33” W x 6.35” H

Spikes: 1.10” D x 6” L

Skull and spikes can come in a variety of colors. The spikes are permanently affixed. If you have a specific request, please let me know and I’ll do what I can to accommodate.

Note: Some spike materials are stronger than others. To ensure durability, tips may be coated in clear resin for extra stability.

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*Please note that you are buying a handmade item that is made for decoration only, and can vary slightly in appearance from the photos.  

**Do not attempt to remove the lid, as this will break the seal, causing the bottle to leak and could introduce outside materials and mold growth.

***Keep out of reach of children, this item is made out of glass and contains choking hazards and pointy objects. 

****Do not store in direct sunlight and avoid extreme temperatures.

Disclaimer: This is not official merchandise. Any use of material protected by law is for descriptive purposes only. I have not received any endorsement from and are not affiliated with or licensed by any holder of intellectual property or common law rights related to the Cosmere, Mr. Sanderson whose work I deeply respect, or any of his holdings, books, media, merchandise, or any of their subsidiaries or licensees.

Should you have any issues or concerns about your order please reach out and I will do my absolute best to assist.